中國網站品牌欄目（頻道）
本片段劇情：凱姆無意間摔碎了牙齒，深夜找到查理求助。查理并沒有收她補牙的錢，但卻提出想和凱姆約會。凱姆拒絕了查理的邀請，查理非常失望。
精彩對白：
Cam: Hey, it's Cam Wexler. Remember, from the wedding? The serial killer?
Chuck: Yeah. Yeah, hi.
Cam: I'm sorry to bother you, but I have a bit of a dental emergency.
Chuck: You don't have to make up stories, Cam. If you want to see me, all you have to do is ask.
Cam: No, seriously. I chipped a tooth, and it's Saturday night, and I don't know who else to call.
Chuck: Oh, you chipped a tooth? How?
Cam: I slipped while having a fish fight, slid down an ice ramp, got tackled by a penguin, and fell face-first into a fake ice boulder.
Chuck: This is very common. Do you know where my office is?
Cam: Yeah. I got your card right here. I can be there in 20 minutes?
Chuck: 20 minutes. I'm leaving now.
Cam: Okay.
Chuck: Okay, all fixed. Does that hurt? Can you describe the penguin that attacked you?
Cam: Very funny.
Chuck: You can rinse. So what really happened? Did you get caught in the middle of some North Pole- South Pole gang war?
Cam: There are no penguins in the North Pole. That's polar bears.
Chuck: You really are a penguin freak, aren't you?
Cam: Oh, you have no idea. Obsessed is putting it mildly.
Chuck: I believe you.
Cam: Oh, what's that?
Chuck: Oh, I travel to Guatemala every year to help some of the poorer villagers.
Cam: That's so sweet. Sorry! Oh! Oh, no! They went in! They're in there!
Chuck: What's in there?
Cam: The things! Oh, here. Oh, I'm sorry. This is bad. You're hurt.
Chuck: It's okay.
Cam: I'm so sorry.
Chuck: Should have worn that lead vest.
Cam: Oh, this always happens to me. Are you okay?
Chuck: Yes. Yeah, I'm fine.
Cam: You sure?
Chuck: I feel good.
Cam: Man. I hope you let me buy you a new shirt.
Chuck: No. No, really. It's, uh, it's good. But I hope you'll let me take you out to dinner...sometime. Trust me, you can do far more damage with a steak knife.
Cam: I'm sorry. L... I can't. How much do I owe you for the tooth?
Chuck: Wait a second. So you will draw first blood, but you won't make it up to me?
Cam: Please, how much?
Chuck: No. Your money's no good here.
Cam: You sure?
Chuck: I will not accept that.
Cam: Really? Thank you.
Chuck: Yes.
Cam: I'm sorry.
Chuck: No. See you in six months for a routine stabbing.
Cam: Bye.
Chuck: Bye.
妙語佳句 活學活用
1. make up stories: 編故事。查理這里的意思是：你不需要編故事，凱姆，如果你想見我，就直接了當的問。
2. chip: 剝落；碎裂
3. fall face-first into: 臉著地摔向……
4. ice boulder: 冰漂石
5. rinse: 沖洗，漱口
6. gang war: 打群架，聚眾斗毆
The presence of the police frightened them out of gang war.（警察在場嚇得他們不敢打群架.）
7. put it mildly: 說得委婉些，說得好聽一點；說得婉轉些
He is, to put it mildly, not pleased.
他心中大不悅, 這么說還是輕的。
8. draw first blood: 先發制人，首先進攻
But he got to draw first blood, and that's more important.（但他得先發制人，這一點很重要。）
9. stabbing: 穿刺
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