Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
更多英語笑話
聰明的兒子
什么也沒留下
好客
最喜歡哪種鳥
咬自己的右眼
（中國日報網英語點津 陳丹妮 編輯）
