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Why did the clock get sick?  |
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Why did the doctor switch jobs?  |
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How do you avoid falling hair?  |
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There is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
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What kind of can never needs a can opener?  |
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What has one foot on each side and one in the middle?  |
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What has a neck, but no head?  |
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Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
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What driver doesn't have a license?
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What part of a clock is always old?  |
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When does an astronaut stop to eat?  |
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What do you say to a bully with cotton in his ears?  |
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What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade?  |
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What animal is always at a baseball game?  |
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What animal can jump higher than a house?  |
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Three girls walked under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?  |
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How are false teeth like stars?  |
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How are a mouse and an old door alike?  |
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What is the poorest bank in the world?  |
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How do we know the ocean is friendly?  |
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What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?  |
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What book has the most stirring chapters?  |
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What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark?  |
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Why is an empty purse always the same?  |
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What's every baby's motto?  |
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where do smart dogs refuse to shop?  |
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?  |
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My sides are firmly laced about,Yet nothing is within;You'll think my head is strange indeed,Being nothing else but skin.  |
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As round as an apple, As deep as a pail; It never cries out, Till it's caught by the tail.  |
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