My words are lazy, my thoughts are hazy, but this is one thing I'm sure of.

我的文字有些懶散，我的思想有些朦朧，但是這件事我能百分之百的肯定。

Everybody needs a best friend! I'm happy I'm yours!

每個人都需要一個好朋友！我很高興我是你的！

You got a double, Who brings you trouble, and though you're better without me.

我是你的復制品，我常會給你惹是生非，盡管沒有我你會更好。

Everybody needs a best friend! I'm happy I'm yours!

每個人都需要一個好朋友！我很高興我是你的！

A fool could see decidedly, that you're a ten and I'm a three.

一個傻瓜都能明顯看出，你10歲時我3歲。

A royal breed is what you need, so how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?

你需要的是一個皇家品種，但你為什么一直粘著我這個無賴呢？

You got a head full of someone dreadful but how that someone adores you.

小腦袋里裝的滿滿的都是令我敬畏的一個人，那個人真切的愛著你。

Everybody needs a best friend, I'm happy I'm yours!

每個人都需要一個好朋友，我很高興我是你的！

A fool could see decidedly that you're a ten and I'm a three.

一個傻瓜都能明顯看出，你10歲，我3歲。

A royal breed is what you need so how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me?

你需要的是一個皇家品種，但你為什么一直粘著我這個無賴呢？

Oh you got a head full of someone dreadful and yet lest that someone adores you.

小腦袋里裝的滿滿的都是令我敬畏的一個人，然而那個人真切的愛著你。

Everybody needs a best friend. I'm happy I'm yours!

每個人都需要一個好朋友，我很高興我是你的！

I'm just a clown, and I'll bring you down.

我只是一個小丑，常常使你情緒低落。

But you don't care 'cause your best friend is me!

但是你不在乎，因為你最好的朋友是我！

（視頻來源：樂視網，編輯：王偉）